WIM (weigh-in monday) has revealed a tiny step towards progress in a form of ONE....can ya tell it's a slow process? Yup. My daughter magically woke up right when we were about to go to bed last night and we had to sit around watching late-night crappy TV until 2:30. But the upside to that was we stumbled upon a channel that was, let me just say, interesting. I just had to post about it!
I don't quite know how to go about this in a classy way. I'm blushing just anticipating the coming sentences. This is a time where I'm glad none of my family reads this blog.
Adult toys are now sold on TV....geez...have you guys seen this???
Let's start with their nightly web specials: Savanna's G Tickler, Don Wands Pink Graduate....who sticks this stuff up their hoo-haas? It looks like it could rip you open from the inside. There were girl's toys and guy's toys...which looked like they belong somewhere in the toolbox deep inside the garage. There was a "PUMP" which apparently goes up and down, and then also vibrates inside the "fleshy, soft" jell thingy...and ironically, the ENTRANCE...hahaha god, I can't stifle my laughter...was shaped like LIPS.
Ok, so then my favorite product was a device with a bullet or something that you "insert" you-know-where, and then plug into your i-Pod which then vibrates you to the beat of your music. This is not the end though, the lady then using her marketing muscles, says, "Hey, if you are at that boring job, just plug it in, INSERT it, and have a smile on your face." Seriously. If next time, you walk into an office where you had an appointment or whatever and the lady is sitting listening to her iPod in the middle of the day at work....can you just imagine?
Oh yes, then there's this strap-on butterfly shaped thing that you put in the area that starts with C, I guess you can already imagine what it does. But then the kicker is that the salesman tells you, OH you can just put in on under your clothes. So who's walking around out there with this strapped on, just buzzing you away into orgasmic oblivion? If YOU are, you better leave a comment here. You better.
Indeed we live in a crazy world. Who would have guessed that Bunnies worked SO HARD! LMAO and then some. No, I'm not putting the link here, you can find it yourself.
Baby Steps to becoming a RockStar
Monday, April 28, 2008
For Ladies....only
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I saw that about a month ago. Those women were so casual as if they were selling jewelry or something. Well, that means they're doing a good job selling those products right? Cause it's just another product. I don't know if they should recommend women to use those products at work or in public places. Can you imagine somebody getting caught by her boss or collegues? I wouldn't come back to work if that happens to me! Hehe..that would be funny.
Do I dare comment here?!
I can't say that I've ever order anything off late night tv, but I have seen the products. A while back I was given a remote controlled pair of panties. I have to admit I was a bit aprehensive about these, but eventually (a few months and a few drinks later) I agreed to wear these out in public. I must admit, it wasn't so much the thrill from the gadget itself as it was the fact that I was 'getting away' with a secret in broad daylight. I didn't get caught, but then again I wasn't wearing them at work! haha
Definitely can provide a new means of entertainment at a boring job! hahahahaha
~K
Oooh Kel, you naughty girl!! LOL, good for you...getting away with things like that is definitely fun in and of itself, I should know.
I have yet to see this.. but now I will be on the hunt for it next time I am up at 3:00 am (um.. tonight.. hahaha)
I just have to see the casual manner of how they are selling them..
Could you imagine at work? the thought alone makes me laugh out loud..
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