Let me amuse you with a little piece of observance this nice Saturday afternoon. If you see this couple above, you may look back and think of the times you were in this exact situation.
F: You just don't understand! You never listen!
M: What is there to understand? You don't know what you're talking about!
F: You're an ASS#$@!
M: Stop nagging me!
SLAM
...the doors are closed as the argument halts....leading to silent treatment and lots of dirty looks
Yea, we've all been there, probably over something as trivial as laundry or giving the supposed "eye" to the waitress. Here's a fantabulous tip from BuddhaBelle herself: Always look GOOD when you're having an argument with your boyfriend or your spouse...well especially your boyfriend since the spouse is tied by law...that little inconvenience..uh-huh.
Don't have your breath stinking up the room while you bark out your witty comebacks, hair all greasy from the hours slaved over the deep-fryer and, gasp!, with no make up on. Seriously ladies, and dudes too! The receiving end may build up all the resentment inside, look at you while you do your snarl and think, "What the hell am I doing with this person?" Things may be all well and dandy while there's world peace in your household, and your spouse may think that the sun shines out of your behind...but come fight time and no such thoughts prevail, except what may Susie Q be doing down the street.
Trust me...a perfectly good guy was dumped by my girlfriend recently over this exact fact, so I think I may just know what I'm talking about. Put on your Victoria's Secret and bat your lashes a bit when you tell him you hate him...he may just be thinking of something else with his other brain and give in to APOLOGY. Hahaha...ok so this is not the solution to your serious "real-world" problems but whatever...you came to this blog for some entertainment anyway. Have a good weekend all!
Don't have your breath stinking up the room while you bark out your witty comebacks, hair all greasy from the hours slaved over the deep-fryer and, gasp!, with no make up on. Seriously ladies, and dudes too! The receiving end may build up all the resentment inside, look at you while you do your snarl and think, "What the hell am I doing with this person?" Things may be all well and dandy while there's world peace in your household, and your spouse may think that the sun shines out of your behind...but come fight time and no such thoughts prevail, except what may Susie Q be doing down the street.
Trust me...a perfectly good guy was dumped by my girlfriend recently over this exact fact, so I think I may just know what I'm talking about. Put on your Victoria's Secret and bat your lashes a bit when you tell him you hate him...he may just be thinking of something else with his other brain and give in to APOLOGY. Hahaha...ok so this is not the solution to your serious "real-world" problems but whatever...you came to this blog for some entertainment anyway. Have a good weekend all!
1 comments:
Entertainment indeed...you make a pretty good argument. I had never quite thought of it the way you put it, but yes, Mr. I'm-getting-yelled-at could take one look at us (at our worst) and think what the he!! - and head for little miss down the road.
I like your style of thinking!
~K
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