What do moms look like?

So now you're a mother, maybe once you were the Cool girl who had all the guy friends (who prolly thought they'd score). After you became the SAHM and wife, you see them and they begrudgingly shake their head and can't BELIEVE you're a mother, plus not even looking like one.

What's this "You don't look like a mom" thing? What DO moms look like? It brings up body image issues and how becoming a mother automatically categorizes you in the "women with muffin tops and saggy breasts" club. Let it not rule you! Work that SH$% out and become the MYLF you were destined to be. (I try to keep this blog G-rated, so you know the definition of MILF, just exchange the I with YOU!)

Yes, my laundry has suffered and my perfectly purple underwear has bleach stains in unmentionable places, which would cause some to question just how acidic my excretions are LOL. And, you no longer wear the satin Sexy Little Things undie with the peek-a-boo underneath the cute ribbon...but it's ok. Swallow your pride and let the Grannies RULE!

My musical tastes don't reflect my nearly mid-twenties age...yes I raise my arms and announce I like teeny-bopper music. Who cares? You do?...how sad for you. I've been hearing this song on the radio lately and it's got me shaking my head harder than the Roxbury Nights duo. It's great to run to and I shake my tushie so hard I swear my ass stretch marks have doubled. I'm not ashamed. Listen along readers and put on your fave undies and DANCE!